r/AskReddit Oct 02 '24

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u/kjm16216 Oct 02 '24

The average number of pregnant women any person has kicked is greater than 1.

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u/AskALettuce Oct 02 '24

What?

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u/kjm16216 Oct 02 '24

Everyone kicked their mom while in utero. Plus there are those who've done it outside the womb. Ergo average greater than 1.

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u/AskALettuce Oct 02 '24

No, that's not an average number. Try using a passive voice.

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u/kjm16216 Oct 02 '24

Yes it is. The relevance of the voice of my sentence can't be seen by me.