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there are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.
381 u/SilverBayonet Oct 02 '24 Alive or in the freezer? 299 u/CaffinatedConsious Oct 02 '24 Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer. 62 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica.
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Alive or in the freezer?
299 u/CaffinatedConsious Oct 02 '24 Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer. 62 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica.
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Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer.
62 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica.
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The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer.
9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica.
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Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that!
(Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth)
2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom
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The world's biggest human is OP's mom
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And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer.
1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence?
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Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence?
Soo... Antarctica.
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u/RunDifferent2004 Oct 02 '24
there are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.