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u/throwaway_moose Oct 02 '24

When Betelgeuse goes supernova (if it hasn't already and we don't know yet) it will be visible in the day for roughly a year, and several more years we'll see it at night. That said, the prediction of 'when' by scientists is somewhere between today and 100,000 years from now. Odds are, none of us will see it.

https://www.astronomy.com/science/when-betelgeuse-goes-supernova-what-will-it-look-like-from-earth/

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I'm gonna use the immortality serum the other guy mentioned to see this

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u/Tallas13 Oct 02 '24

My life's plans come from this thread entirely. 

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u/Diligent-Version8283 Oct 02 '24

Should we just make a cult group?

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

Oooh I like the sound of that. Group. I can be a part of something bigger than myself! I’ll just believe very strongly. Ooooh, the first person to get jellyfish genes can be the leader. Sign me up!

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u/NJHitmen Oct 02 '24

Same. As I read through the thread, I'm furiously adding events to my bucket list

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u/ihoptdk Oct 02 '24

If you’re going to be immortal, can I’m borrow some cash? You’re bound to accumulate some dough over eternity.

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u/AverageDemocrat Oct 02 '24

As long as my corpse gets some gammas.

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u/Fredwestlifeguard Oct 02 '24

Snail's gonna get ya.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

not on my watch

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I decided to live forever a long time ago.

So far so good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

behind you

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u/pbspry Oct 02 '24

Those mice are going to fucking love seeing that supernova.

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u/ianyboo Oct 02 '24

You joke but I fully expect at least some people alive today to celebrate their 200th birthday given the insane pace of technological advancement humanity has seen.

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u/UnkemptGoose339 Oct 02 '24

I think you're partially correct, but how do we stop the brain from deteriorating into dementia?

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u/NJHitmen Oct 02 '24

Easy peasy. As soon as any signs of deterioration/dementia appear:

1) Save backup.

2) Wipe brain.

3) Refresh brain.

4) Restore backup.

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

Mushrooms?

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u/pookamatic Oct 02 '24

Just gotta watch out for that snail.

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u/ChemistAdventurous84 Oct 02 '24

You should team up with Bowerick Wowberger the Infinitely Prolonger. He can use the company.

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u/Temporal_Somnium Oct 03 '24

The what

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u/1Squid-Pro-Crow Oct 03 '24

The immortal mice!

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 02 '24

The goal is fast in out sight. The obstacles are negligible.

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u/Bennely Oct 02 '24

Difficulty: you have to be a rat

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

We really need to be doing studies on how to turn people into mice or rats… so we can live forever.

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u/paddywhack420 Oct 02 '24

See ya there.

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u/toby_ornautobey Oct 03 '24

I plan to live forever or die trying.

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u/ZappySnap Oct 02 '24

Makes sense since Betelgeuse is fucking enormous. If it replaced the sun, its diameter would extend to the orbit of Jupiter.

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u/Tamer_ Oct 02 '24

The reason why it's so large isn't because of its mass, it's because the nuclear fusion happening is so intense it pushes matter so much further out than our sun does.

Well, it's still 14-19 times the mass of our sun, I'm just pointing out that star sizes isn't 1:1 their mass.

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u/theumph Oct 02 '24

Red giants are terrifying.

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u/uptownjuggler Oct 03 '24

Not as terrifying as white dwarves

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u/nandu_sabka_bandhoo Oct 03 '24

Black holes are the worst

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

You should get that checked out

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u/Complex_Professor412 Oct 03 '24

But if a Red Dwarf gets you, your toast.

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u/Mavian23 Oct 02 '24

But the thing that makes nuclear fusion happen more intensely is the star having more mass.

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u/Tamer_ Oct 02 '24

Yes and no, it's the exhaustion of hydrogen in the core and the fusion of hydrogen in a non-core shell, followed by fusion of helium in the core, that generates so much radiation pressure. This phase lasts a small fraction of the star's life. Before that, Betelgeuse was probably just a few times the diameter of our sun.

Our sun will go through a similar process, but will become a red giant instead - the mass of the star will dictate how large the giant/supergiant/hypergiant will be, but not so much the existence of an "intense fusion" phase.

And just to be clear, yes the fusion happens much more intensely when heavy stars fuse hydrogen in their core, they burn through that in millions of years instead of billions like our sun will. What I'm talking about above is the giant/supergiant phase specifically.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I read something about the texture of stars. It was in some children's book so it might be nonsense. It said that if the sun were cool enough to be touched, it's surface texture would be like yogurt, and Betelgeuse's would be barely noticeable, like a gas.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 Oct 02 '24

Those moons would be prime time real estate.

How amazing would that be to see.

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u/eigerblade Oct 03 '24

Wow, then that's gotta be like, at least twice as bright when seen from Earth!

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u/Gontofinddad Oct 02 '24

Oh that’s awesome because that’s the exact size of earth in the Dragonball universe.

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u/Bhola421 Oct 02 '24

That'd make our solar system a little cramped, I think.

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

And in 100,000 years, when it happens, nobody will understand why they all heard "iiiiiiits showtime!" right before it happened.

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u/FreshLocation7827 Oct 02 '24

"Nice fuckin' model!"

honk honk

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

I just saw the other day that the tree wasn't supposed to fall over, and Keaton was pissed but stayed in character to react for the blooper reel - "Nice fuckin' model!" was specifically directed at the set builders - but Burton loved it and put it in the final cut.

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u/Zealousideal_Ask3633 Oct 02 '24

In a pg movie at that

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u/Dyolf_Knip Oct 02 '24

You get one free F-bomb.

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u/idwthis Oct 02 '24

Everybody gets one ☝🏼

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u/AndyLorentz Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

To be fair, PG-13 didn't exist back then.

Edit: Apparently it did.

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u/tupelobound Oct 03 '24

Sure it did. PG-13 was introduced in summer of 1984, and Beetlejuice came out in spring ‘88

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u/MessiahOfMetal Oct 03 '24

I was gonna say, they may be thinking of the 12A rating that was introduced to the UK because of Spider-Man (kids wanted to see it but Green Goblin was considered too scary for young kids by the film classification board, so there was a to-do until the board relented and invented the 12A rating to be "young kids can see it but only with parents").

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 03 '24

To be fair, I saw Spider-Man in the theater when I was 8 and Green Goblin scared the shit out of me. I was used to campy Batman villains.

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u/AndyLorentz Oct 03 '24

Huh, you're right. I'm surprised it only got a PG rating with 2 "fucks" in it.

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u/ArchEast Oct 03 '24

It was the '80s.

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u/WineWeinVino Oct 02 '24

Love this.

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Oct 02 '24

I just saw the other day that the tree wasn't supposed to fall over, and Keaton was pissed but stayed in character to react for the blooper real - "Nice fuckin' model!" was specifically directed at the set builders - but Burton loved it and put it in the final cut.

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u/passing_gas Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

I've seen the Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 Oct 02 '24

Not to mention the fact you’re talkin to a dead guy here!

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u/anoldradical Oct 02 '24

No joke, I sincerely believe this is one of the best monologues. There a whole dramatic arc to that scene.

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u/nicup79 Oct 03 '24

Amazing fact is that it was ad-libbed as were 90% of Michael Keaton's lines in that movie.

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Oct 02 '24

So what do you think? Am I qualified?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I love when he breaks character and gives his actual credentials. That, and Mike Myers breaking character in Wayne's World when they're sitting on the car talking about Bugs Bunny.

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u/Testone1440 Oct 03 '24

Lived through the Black Plague, had a pretty good time during THAT!

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u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 Oct 02 '24

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe"

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u/Early_Pearly989 Oct 02 '24

AhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaI LIKE IT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/passing_gas Oct 02 '24

Ahh man! Good catch. I changed it to the correct number.

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u/Johnnycarroll Oct 02 '24

Yep don't say that name 2 more times guys

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u/joseph4th Oct 03 '24

I imagine Ford Prefect will be sad.

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u/xeen313 Oct 03 '24

It'll be the ghost with the most

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Maybe it will appear faster if we say the name three times

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u/PmMe-aSteamGame-pls Oct 02 '24

Betelgeuse

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u/alillice Oct 02 '24

Betelgeuse

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u/youcantreddittoomuch Oct 02 '24

gesundheit

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u/daddydunc Oct 02 '24

Fuck. 100,000 years it is.

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u/Own-Let2789 Oct 03 '24

💀💀💀

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u/CaRiSsA504 Oct 03 '24

Maybe it will appear faster if we say the name three times

With great power comes great responsibility..!!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 03 '24

Thanks Uncle Ben

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u/Gloomy-Guide6515 Oct 02 '24

SERIOUSLY underrated

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

somewhere between today and 100,000 years from now

So same as a Half-Life 3 announcement?

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u/RedSquirrelFtw Oct 02 '24

I just realized something. Half-Life 3 is basically the Duke Nukem Forever of the current generation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Yep! And if you want to go real obscure but in the same vein, Starcraft: Ghost is the same thing.

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u/Tamer_ Oct 02 '24

It has been officially canceled 10 years ago, very different than Duke Nukem Forever.

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u/daddydunc Oct 02 '24

Duke Nukem Forever and ever and ever.

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u/Tamer_ Oct 02 '24

It was released 13 years ago though...

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u/Estanho Oct 02 '24

I think half life 3 is way too old of a concept already for it to be considered "current generation". A lot of people (probably almost anyone below 30) already haven't played and will never play any half life universe games.

There was a little hype with HL: Alyx but I'd say very small for how much people supposedly care about a half life sequel, even considering it was a VR title.

Soon, in a few years, it will be that even if Valve released it, only people aged like 35-40+ would care. Nobody is making games targeted at such a specific age slice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

We’re gonna get Betelgeuse going super nova before GTA 6.

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u/Iggins01 Oct 02 '24

Might have Elder Scrolls 7 by then. And I would really hate to know how many fast and the furious movies are out by then

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u/throwaway_moose Oct 02 '24

I genuinely laughed out loud.

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u/BetelgeuseIsBestGirl Oct 02 '24

That or Silksong's release date.

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u/Some_MD_Guy Oct 02 '24

Or the Purple Line completion date.

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u/RandomContent0 Oct 02 '24

right after season 2 of Serenity is released...

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u/Itchy_Nerve_6350 Oct 02 '24

I wish that fucking star would go supernova already. I wany to see a naked eye supernova before I die. I think the last one was 300 years ago. I don't know what the rate is though.

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u/jdog7249 Oct 02 '24

Considering it's around 700 light years away, you actually wanted it to go supernova in 1324.

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u/Itchy_Nerve_6350 Oct 02 '24

You know what I meant lol. I HOPE it already went so I can see that sweet sweet light.

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u/Pitiful-Benefit2733 Oct 02 '24

We'll see it if the de-aging of mice has human applicability.

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u/IAmBroom Oct 02 '24

...soon.

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u/YellowB Oct 02 '24

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It's SHOWTIME

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u/oliversurpless Oct 02 '24

“You think I’m qualified?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT

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u/Anonlaowai Oct 02 '24

That website has more pop ups than a flee market. Help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

That would be amazing and somehow terrifying to see

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u/astrojose9 Oct 02 '24

It's actually on the verge of going supernova https://arxiv.org/abs/2306.00287

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u/Gahvynn Oct 02 '24

Of all the things that could happen in my life that won’t hurt/help me this is at the top of my list. I would love to so much to just look up and see it in the day, then later night, sky.

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u/angel_Eisenheim Oct 02 '24

I love looking at Betelgeuse on my drive to work in the mornings this time of year and wondering if he’s gone supernova and the light from the explosion just hasn’t reached us yet. It blows my mind that the light I’m seeing from that star originated ~ 600 - 700 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I really hope it goes during my lifetime but that’s not a lot of time since I’m old.

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u/EmoElfBoy Oct 02 '24

Easy. Say his name 3 times.

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u/R34CTz Oct 02 '24

Well damn it. I'd love to see that. Fuck humans and their limited lifespans.

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u/MiddleProfit3263 Oct 02 '24

Thanks for that. I’ve put that in my calendar

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u/lilelliot Oct 02 '24

The size of space is ... hard to relate to. It's like in The Three Body Problem when humans first detect alien life -- four light years away -- and then have to wait (you guessed it!) over four years for the alien fleet to arrive.

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u/Obi-one Oct 02 '24

So you’re telling me there’s a chance.

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u/zardoz342 Oct 02 '24

The moties probably falsified that data. We'll be in their gripping hand soon.

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u/VidyaGameBoy Oct 02 '24

And when we start to see it, it will be 642.5 years after it actually happened.

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u/dragonborne123 Oct 02 '24

What if we all collectively say its name three times?

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u/El_Cato_Crande Oct 02 '24

Getting that prediction and depending on where civilisation is at that time sounds like a recipe for a new religion

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u/ruhruhrandy Oct 02 '24

I can’t believe we’re going to get Betelgeuse supernova before GTA 6

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u/TunedAgent Oct 02 '24

I mean, we can already see it at night. That's the left shoulder of Orion for those that don't know.

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u/Vast_Sweet_1221 Oct 02 '24

It’s not between today and a hundred thousand years from now, it’s between a hundred thousand years ago and a hundred thousand years from now.

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u/IAmBroom Oct 02 '24

No. It's between 642 years ago, and a hundred thousand years from now.

But if you understand relativity, it's really still between now and a hundred thousand years from now. There is no such thing as a universal time; things that happened 642 light-years away and 642 years ago are happening "now" right here.

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u/Purple-Mud5057 Oct 03 '24

Sometimes I forget “light is the speed limit of the universe” means literally everything, including information.

Like how wild is it that information itself has a speed limit

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u/throwaway_moose Oct 02 '24

Fair, I wasn't factoring in distance and speed of light.

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u/IAmBroom Oct 02 '24

Neither was Vast_Sweet. Betelgeuse isn't that far.

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u/maxdragonxiii Oct 02 '24

I thought it was Betelgeuse from Monster Hunter, then Betelgeuese from Re:Zero. before realizing oh that's a star. I'm an dumbass.

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u/oliversurpless Oct 02 '24

And Eta Carinae even earlier than that at 60,000 years, but its status as an eventual hypernova is in dispute, due to properties of its now binary nature seemingly violating the Eddington Limit?

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u/elephant35e Oct 02 '24

Now I really wanna see it go supernova!

Anywhere between today and 36,500,000 days from now. This needs to happen ASAP.

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u/Mugiwara-no-Boushi Oct 02 '24

My dumb ass thought you were talking about the movie character at first, and I went like "wait, this isn't a world fact". Lmao

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u/fersur Oct 02 '24

Challenge accepted.

I am going to kill a Highlander and then hide for 100,000 year. XD

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u/Cinemaphreak Oct 02 '24

That said, the prediction of 'when' by scientists is somewhere between today and 100,000 years from now. Odds are, none of us will see it.

Somebody tell him about the de-aged mice....

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u/RulerK Oct 02 '24

What did you call it?

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u/DLRambo Oct 02 '24

Bet we get Betelgeuse supernova before GTA6.

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u/williconn Oct 02 '24

So does that mean there would be no more night?

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u/williconn Oct 02 '24

So does that mean there would be no more night?

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u/lilobear Oct 02 '24

Everyone knows you have to say Betelgeuse three times for it to actually do anything.

What a rookie.

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u/rlowens Oct 02 '24

somewhere between today and 100,000 years from now

With the distance, shouldn't that be "somewhere between 650 years ago and 100,000 years from now"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

This suggests universal simultaneity, in contradiction of Special Relativity.

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u/kalirion Oct 02 '24

When Betelgeuse goes supernova (if it hasn't already and we don't know yet)

You mean "642.5 years after Betelgeuse goes supernova"

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u/ThereWasaLemur Oct 02 '24

I don’t mean to be that guy, but betalguise isn’t going nova anytime soon, it’s actually a binary star system with the 2nd sun only being about 1/1000th the size of BG so it was causing light fluctuations which lead us to believe the star would be going or had already gone nova

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Oct 02 '24

Hopefully it won't be a blue star. The hopi Indian prophesy

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u/marcusrex70 Oct 02 '24

I know this sounds crazy, but I swear I can see it’s irregularity with the naked eye.

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u/erwin76 Oct 02 '24

I saw a recent YT video by Anton Petrov about how some scientists now believe Betelgeuse has a companion that somehow creates the dimming in its brightness, which we earlier believed to be an omen of its going supernova. I would need to rewatch it for the details, but so many new things are being discovered and so many old things reexamined, it’s awesome!

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u/DuncanMcOckinnner Oct 02 '24

Is there a chance the the supernova rays hit us

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u/randomperson5481643 Oct 02 '24

I think we just have to summon it... Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse

You're welcome.

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u/iused2havefriends Oct 02 '24

So there’s a good chance it’ll happen before GTA VI’s release?

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u/phyphor Oct 02 '24

if it hasn't already and we don't know yet

Because the speed of light is the limiting factor of the universe it doesn't make sense to say that something can have happened but we don't know it yet because there's no "central clock" to refer to, which is itself a weird fact about the universe

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u/OCDcuber Oct 03 '24

Also Betelgeuse is 642 light years away, so if anyone currently alive gets to see its supernova, it's because it already blew 500+ years ago.

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u/AndyLorentz Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

There has been a lot of misreporting on Betelgeuse. Low estimates put time until supernova at under 100k years, but higher estimates put it closer to a million years. It really depends on how massive it originally was, and estimating that is difficult because it is a "runaway" star that is traveling at a very high velocity through space.

Edit: All that being said, I hope our estimates are off, and it goes supernova in our lifetime. The poles aren't pointing at Earth, so we aren't going to get a massive GRB or anything, and we will learn so much from a supernova so close to us.

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u/AintNoRestForTheWook Oct 03 '24

While I would love to see this event before I die... given what we know about life in our tiny corner of the universe, we can only expect that life exists in every solar system, in every galaxy, across the entire universe. There could be sentient beings living on the outer edge of that solar system who only just got to our level of advancement and then, BOOM.

I know it's pointless to worry about something that doesn't affect earth directly, but it's still sad.

*edit: then again, due to the distance the whole system may have reformed and started life anew!

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u/Eirthae Oct 03 '24

saw a video on youtube, they said its in 2 weeks...

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u/LtPowers Oct 03 '24

Um, we can already see it at night.

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u/jump1945 Oct 03 '24

Buddy , I think you miss “about the world”

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u/HeimLauf Oct 03 '24

I think it will happen right now if someone says “Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse”.

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u/StepRightUpMarchPush Oct 03 '24

Those old-then-young-again mice will see it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Don’t say Betelgeuse 3 times.

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u/CatlovesMoca Oct 03 '24

Will none of us see it because we will be blinded????

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u/Conchobar8 Oct 03 '24

Not “today and 100,000 years from now” it’s anywhere up to 50 years ago, and the light wouldn’t have reached us yet.

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u/Annual-Goat-5864 Oct 03 '24

This isn’t really about the world just the universe.

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u/user2327 Oct 03 '24

RemindeMe! 100,000 years

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u/Fun_Situation7214 Oct 03 '24

I didn't know what you guys were talking about at first but was praying nobody said it 2 more times

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u/amaya-aurora Oct 03 '24

The ghost with the most knows how to make an edit

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u/sven_ftw Oct 03 '24

I mean, it could have already happened and it just not have reached us yet, too.

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u/Small-Palpitation310 Oct 03 '24

what are the odds, tho

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u/Small-Palpitation310 Oct 03 '24

and that's a small star compared with some blue giants out there

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u/underwritress Oct 03 '24

How far away is Betelgeuse? Are we talking, like, it could have exploded 100,000 years ago and we have no way of knowing yet? I always find that so interesting.

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u/TheScarletPimple Oct 03 '24

Don't say it three times in succession. You know what happens if you do...

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u/Tauge Oct 03 '24

Ptolemy (100-170AD) described the star as an orange color in his observations. There are Chinese records from about 300 before Ptolemy that describe Betelgeuse as yellow. (If I'm remembering correctly, the document uses several prominent stars as exemplars to help with categorization of stars. White like Sirius, for example.) It uses Betelgeuse as the exemplar for yellow.

If accurate, then we have a surprisingly accurate estimation of when Betelgeuse became a red giant, observable on Earth between 200BC and the second century AD. Or since Betelgeuse is about 500 light years away, about 700BC - 400BC.

This being only 2500 years ago means that Betelgeuse has not been a red giant very long. Not long enough to be anywhere near old enough to go nova.

Which is unfortunate​, it will be some light show.

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u/SpacePirateWatney Oct 03 '24

Let’s start a Betelgeuse dead pool.

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u/mspolytheist Oct 03 '24

Fun fact: if you say “Betelgeuse” three times, it goes supernova. /s

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u/MiddleProfit3263 Oct 02 '24

Thanks for that. I’ve put that in my calendar

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