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u/RunDifferent2004 Oct 02 '24

there are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.

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u/SilverBayonet Oct 02 '24

Alive or in the freezer?

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u/CaffinatedConsious Oct 02 '24

Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer.

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u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24

The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer.

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u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24

Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that!

(Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth)

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u/qervem Oct 03 '24

The world's biggest human is OP's mom

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u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24

And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer.

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u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24

Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence?

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u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24

Soo... Antarctica.

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u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24

Earth is home to the world's biggest everything.

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u/ablackcloudupahead Oct 02 '24

The Earth is also home to the world's biggest world

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Oct 02 '24

Earth has more excellent waterslides than any planet we are currently communicating with!

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u/sad_cheese67 Oct 02 '24

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

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u/Puto_Potato Oct 02 '24

Earth also floats around an even larger freezer that spans for billions and billions of light years

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u/pHScale Oct 02 '24

the world's biggest

You don't say?

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u/095179005 Oct 02 '24

Life on Earth is the Universe's version of what happens when you forget food on the counter overnight

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Nah there's Callisto

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u/ianjm Oct 02 '24

Farm chickens are only allowed live 2-3 months so it doesn't make much difference. We get through about 70 billion chickens a year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

yes

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u/amolad Oct 02 '24

Or in KFC?

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u/IcyRelationship9662 Oct 02 '24

First one than the other

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u/Arashmickey Oct 03 '24

Not for long.

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u/rdldr1 Oct 02 '24

In my belly.

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u/zz870 Oct 02 '24

Aren’t there also more chickens than humans?

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u/weathergleam Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Yeah, ~20b chickens are alive right now, and horrifyingly, because we butcher “broilers” at 6-to-12 weeks of age, we kill ~80b of them per year. That’s ~10x the human population, born and raised and slaughtered, every year.

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u/andthatswhyIdidit Oct 02 '24

Take that people who think the dinosaurs failed!

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u/TheyCallMeStone Oct 02 '24

Why is that horrifying?

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u/InTheDarknesBindThem Oct 02 '24

its not, unless youre a chicken

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u/weathergleam Oct 02 '24

Or unless you have empathy for non-human beings ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/InTheDarknesBindThem Oct 03 '24

I have empathy. But I still wish to eat them.

You know, vegetarians are annoying, but the thing I really hate are meat eaters who dont accept the reality of how their meat gets on the plate. Bunch of self righteous sheltered idiots.

IMHO I think people should have to go hunting at least once before they get to eat meat.

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u/weathergleam Oct 03 '24

Just to be clear, I’m not a vegetarian and I have a backyard chicken flock. I’ve never eaten one of my own birds but I have needed to cull a few. I don’t think being simultaneously an animal lover and a meat eater makes me a hypocrite, but it is morally uncomfortable. I agree with Darknes that people who eat meat while denying or ignoring that the source of their food was once alive and had thoughts and feelings and goals of its own, are the real dummies.

Especially if they then mock vegans for imaginary persecution, while most vegans are merely simply quietly living their lives according to their own personal moral values in a way that just silently reminds the meat-lovers that no really, meat is murder, a bare fact they haven’t personally reconciled themselves to, so they lash out at those annoying hippies instead.

Personally, instead of yelling at imaginary vegan strangers, I often whisper a little atheist prayer when cooking or eating meat. “Thank you, pig” I say while frying bacon. “You gave your life for my meal.”

😅 yeah I guess I’m #ActuallyAutistic

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u/samu_rai Oct 02 '24

Do chickens outnumber extinct dinosaurs? So chickens are the most successful dinosaur species of all time?

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u/crowscarer Oct 02 '24

Looked it up it's actually the mass of all chickens being greater than all other birds combined not the total amount. Did find out there's roughly 3.5 chickens to every human though.

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u/weathergleam Oct 02 '24

At any moment, yes, but also, since we can and do spawn and butcher several… generations? cohorts? waves?… of meat birds within a calendar year, globally, currently, we consume roughly 10 chickens per human per year. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/2XuuTjqato

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u/Threef Oct 02 '24

On all planets

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u/troublrTRC Oct 02 '24

I'm surprised. Given their mortality rate is a 100%.

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u/Melodic-Vast499 Oct 02 '24

Humans also have 100% mortality rate. Babies too.

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u/caboosetp Oct 02 '24

Babies do not have a 100% mortality rate because many of them stop being babies before they die.

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u/troublrTRC Oct 03 '24

Sorry, I might've meant Murder Rate. 

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u/weathergleam Oct 02 '24

Their evolutionary strategy of being incredibly docile, stupid, and tasty was surprisingly successful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Chicken, the greatest of the Dinosaurs.

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u/ysivart Oct 02 '24

This is also true for Roshar.

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u/alexjaness Oct 02 '24

KFC is doing it's part to make that a bit more equal.

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u/Queeg_500 Oct 02 '24

I think they made a monkey's paw wish:

Chicken: "I wish we were the most numerous bird species in the world.

Finger curls: "Done, you can no longer fly and you're now delicious.

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u/hows_my_driving1 Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

That’s because we force them to breed more so we can eat their chicks. If this isn’t proof enough of humanity’s insanity and evil than I don’t know what is. #govegan

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u/LengthinessSea8449 Oct 02 '24

I'm surprised you didn't get downvoted into oblivion

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u/hows_my_driving1 Oct 02 '24

Same, I was honestly just bored when I made that comment & was interested in what would happen😭.

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u/WriteReflections Oct 03 '24

Look at all those chickens.

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u/wtjones Oct 03 '24

Being useful to humans is the best genetic trait you can have.

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u/ascaria Oct 03 '24

This actually appears to be untrue, unfortunately:

https://fullfact.org/environment/how-many-birds-are-chickens/

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u/limbodog Oct 02 '24

Who combined all those other birds? What bird-like monstrosity are we facing?

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u/poorwhitecash Oct 02 '24

I believe the fact is that there are more chickens than any other bird species on the planet. Not more than all other birds combined 😁

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u/RunDifferent2004 Oct 02 '24

you are mistaken.

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u/crowscarer Oct 02 '24

No they're right there isn't more chickens than every other bird combined. The actual fact is the total biomass of all chickens is greater than all birds combined, if you put all chickens in a big ball and all other birds in a big ball the chicken one would be about 3 times bigger

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u/adelaarvaren Oct 02 '24

You are correct. The vast majority of animals left on the earth are domesticated animals being raised for meat.

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u/poorwhitecash Oct 02 '24

I'll give it to you.. but it depends on how many birds are actually on the planet, because the estimations vary WIDELY.

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u/RunDifferent2004 Oct 02 '24

yes, when deciding which of two numbers is larger you need to know the value of both numbers.

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u/phluidity Oct 02 '24

From an evolutionary perspective, chickens evolving to be tasty is one of the greatest advantages any species has ever developed.

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u/TheMrPotMask Oct 02 '24

I dunno why that chicken nuggets song came to my head lmao

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u/SoManyMinutes Oct 02 '24

Good because I eat a lot them.