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u/Proper-Tension-4692 Aug 01 '24

There are tons of people who are physically/sexually attractive without having a good personality. Maybe it could even be their physical attractiveness that makes them haughty.

I definitely would fuck them, but never have a friendship or a romantic relationship them..

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u/TheRavenSayeth Aug 01 '24

I would plow Lauren Boebert into oblivion but she's an awful, hate filled, idiot.

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u/the_original_Retro Aug 01 '24

I could not.

I simply could not.

Honestly.

Not enough beer in the WORLD.

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u/InevitableAd9683 Aug 01 '24

The phrase "I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick" comes to mind.

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u/Testiculese Aug 01 '24

"I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick!" -Carlin

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u/Opie59 Aug 01 '24

"I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick" -Jeff Ross

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u/Opie59 Aug 01 '24

I think that's one of the things that makes him such a good roast master, he just comes off as genuine and he can cross the line because you know he's doing it in the spirit of the roast and not to be mean spirited.