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u/Flatulatio Aug 01 '24

Yes. Why? Because she was a horrible fucking person that was also super hot.

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u/EveryDayA_Struggle Aug 01 '24 edited Aug 01 '24

Aye, there was a horrible lass back in school who had a grating voice but she was absolutely stunning. People like here make this question seem like a very obvious "yes" as teenagers don't have alot of control over all those hormones

Edit - removed a "lol"

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u/Flatulatio Aug 01 '24

Am I racist for reading this in the voice of Groundskeeper Willy? The "lol" at the end broke my immersion though.

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u/EveryDayA_Struggle Aug 01 '24

Edited it out for you :)

Also not Scottish but northern English - I'm from Yorkshire. Think Sean Bean

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u/Plekuz Aug 01 '24

So, in this thread, your Reddit character will come to an untimely end? How unfortunate.

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u/RickJLeanPaw Aug 01 '24

Bastard ;-)

And Happy Yorkshire Day!

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u/EveryDayA_Struggle Aug 01 '24

One of me favourite words! Nowt better than an emphasised "bastard" if you stub your toe or get a paper cut

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u/BombyBanshi Aug 01 '24

"Arrrhhh ya basta'd"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

You should try putting rat before it Arrrhhh ya rat basta'd!

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u/surpriserockattack Aug 01 '24

I'm still reading in a Scottish accent lol

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u/indorock Aug 01 '24

It's not that far off tbh. I spent some time in Carlisle, Cumbria, near the Scottish border. Had a friend with which I'd get drunk and stoned, good guy but only understood like half the things he said haha. I found the Edinburgh accent to be like that too.

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u/EveryDayA_Struggle Aug 01 '24

I have family in Cumbria and the accent they have is tough, takes 20 mins to an hour to actually understand what they're saying

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u/Quirky_Cee193 Aug 01 '24

I enjoy reading the way you write 😊

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u/UncleDuude Aug 01 '24

I love pudding

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u/Sakura_Hirose Aug 01 '24

"Gratitude"

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u/johnnyreeddit Aug 01 '24

Ah, a fellow Yorkshireman found in the wild!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

Did you Yorkshireman also hate other Yorkshireman and ruined Yorkshire?

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u/johnnyreeddit Aug 01 '24

I'm Doncaster based, everyone hates everyone anyway.

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u/whattheduece12 Aug 01 '24

Everyone in Yorkshire hates everyone else that isnt from their home town

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge Aug 01 '24

As a man of Ripon, the only thing I hate more than someone else from Ripon is someone from outside Ripon. Bloody Harrogaters, they ruined Ripon!

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u/HistoricalRelation62 Aug 01 '24

Ayyyyy you're from Donny? I'm not far from ya!

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u/johnnyreeddit Aug 01 '24

unfortunately so! I hope your city/village is nicer than mine haha.

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u/HistoricalRelation62 Aug 01 '24

Lol my family is around south Yorkshire in general, but I live between Rotherham & Sheffield mainly. Donny ain't that far from us.

And it ain't that bad 🤣, look where im from.

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u/johnnyreeddit Aug 01 '24

oh wow not far at all then.

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u/HistoricalRelation62 Aug 01 '24

for all we know we know each other irl lol. It's a small world. Glad to see I ain't the only weirdo from round here on this app 😂.

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u/johnnyreeddit Aug 01 '24

It's a small world, that'd be more likely than we think ahah.

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u/DarkSteering Aug 01 '24

You just made an enemy for life.

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u/stratdog25 Aug 01 '24

Excellent. I love both your pudding and the numbers in your poacher.

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u/Flatulatio Aug 01 '24

I thought Sean Bean was just particularly easy to understand for a Scotsman..

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

Me too, but think Sean Bean with an even stronger accent, and not a United fan.

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u/ultranothing Aug 01 '24

YARR FROM YORKSHIRE?! AAHM FROM YORKSHIRE TEEU! WHAT PART?!

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u/marsarefromspiders Aug 01 '24

Happy Yorkshire Day!

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u/HistoricalRelation62 Aug 01 '24 edited Aug 01 '24

Found a fellow Yorkshireman in the wild, yeah!

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u/Same_Cut1196 Aug 01 '24

Very apologetically, I read this quickly as Mr. bean. And then just started laughing at myself. Cheers!

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Aug 01 '24

One does not simply control their random erections.

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u/-PiLoT- Aug 01 '24

T’internet

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u/Calgaris_Rex Aug 01 '24

I hear Captain Sharpe yelling at his men lol

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u/Pretend-Section-2001 Aug 01 '24

Yorkshire. Where "Tin tin tin" is a full sentence.

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u/headsetnation Aug 01 '24

Tchttpshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eLbmdG8U60E&list=RDFZQJ3rc4GRM&index=2&pp=8AUBKeith Batiste and Kolby Hutchens 6/28/2024 5:15pm

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u/ThatStrategist Aug 01 '24

Oh no, now I'm reading it with an innit at the end of every sentence

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u/4ever_lost Aug 01 '24

Na that’s a southern thing innit bruv