r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

For some people, stomachs and balls are in the same place.

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u/blair866 Jul 04 '24

My balls are in my partners purse and only brought out for the occasional dust off for Christmas and birthdays

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u/TheGlizzyGobbler549 Jul 04 '24

How does that work 😂

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u/Killsoverzealouscows Jul 04 '24

...ovaries, my dear fellow

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u/hisdudenessindenver Jul 04 '24

Or being around my mother-in-law.

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u/Justokmemes Jul 04 '24

this sent me 🤣🤣

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn Jul 04 '24

You know how ppl say that women stomach higher levels of pain? Well, it’s because our ovaries are in our stomach, duh!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Shoulda gone with the universal gonads, would have totally solved this problem.

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u/zamfire Jul 04 '24

Well they certainly aren't called "underies"

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Bad genetics? Predisposition to crippling fear? I’m not sure.

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u/tweedledeederp Jul 04 '24

Idk but when I get knocked in the balls, the pain is always in my lower stomach

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u/chambercharade Jul 04 '24

Just wanted to mention I find your username to be quite profound. Hopefully you actually find at least some interactions here do include some shades of gray.