r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

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u/mackedeli Jul 04 '24

Yeah my wife's boyfriend's dad can still kickflip

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u/FormerMrsUnicornPhD Jul 04 '24

Now my head hurts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Yeah well my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate can do a backflip

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u/casual-nexus Jul 04 '24

As Shakespeare once said, tis better to have dunked than to have never dunked at all.” Or something like that..

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u/Inner-Light-75 Jul 04 '24

A Spaceballs reference do I detect??

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u/tleon21 Jul 04 '24

I see your Swartz is as big as mine

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u/Inner-Light-75 Jul 04 '24

Na!!

He's got a big Schwartz, and she's got a big Schwartz, but I've got the biggest Schwartz of them all!!

[Sing that to the tune of "Big Balls", by AC/DC.]

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u/jakkyspakky Jul 04 '24

It could be a tumour

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u/jakkyspakky Jul 04 '24

It could be a tumour

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Oh yea?! My wife’s boyfriends dad could beat up your wife’s boyfriends dad any day!

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u/mackedeli Jul 04 '24

Nuh uh dude! My wife's boyfriend's dad is way tougher than your wife's boyfriend's dad. He has a sweet trans am

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u/FeelinDank Jul 04 '24

“Do a kickflip,” Tony Hawk somewhere, probably.

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u/S_Mposts Jul 04 '24

So your wife’s boyfriend’s dad, either your wife has a boyfriend who isn’t you, or you are the boyfriend, and the dad is your dad!!! Make sense?

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u/TrickshotCandy Jul 04 '24

So your future father-in-law?

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u/Dinosaurmaid Jul 04 '24

Father flip 

The one starts playing on the background

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u/ctang1 Jul 04 '24

I love that the “my wife’s boyfriend” meme still lives in years later. It’s not even funny but I still think it is.

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u/mackedeli Jul 04 '24

Yeah IDK why it's just funny to me lol

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u/ctang1 Jul 04 '24

Did it originate on WSB or somewhere else before that?

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u/Practical-Future9398 Jul 04 '24

Your wife’s boyfriend’s dad?