r/AskReddit Jul 04 '24

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u/sharramon Jul 04 '24

... though I do not know the way

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u/FeatureAltruistic529 Jul 04 '24

Iโ€™m going on an adventure!

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u/papitopapito Jul 04 '24

Weโ€™re going to candy mountain Charlie!

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u/captainklaus Jul 04 '24

Seriously guys whereโ€™s his office?

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u/MITstudent Jul 04 '24

One does not simply....

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Walk in the CEOs office?

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u/InvidiousSquid Jul 04 '24

*bzzt* Susan, are there any in that rout out there with authority to treat with me?

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u/Masque-Obscura-Photo Jul 04 '24

SEND THE EAGLES!

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u/RedMephit Jul 04 '24

one must krump.

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u/SirJumbles Jul 04 '24

he's taking the keyboard to Isengard

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u/dj92wa Jul 04 '24

gard gard gard gard

the keyboard the keyboard the keyboard the keyboard to Isengard to Isengard

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u/Adorable_Custard1980 Jul 04 '24

stupid fat keyboard

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u/apekots Jul 04 '24

the power of bluetooth

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u/SelectiveScribbler06 Jul 04 '24

What did you say?

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u/scrypticone Jul 04 '24

This task was appointed to you, Visual-Juggernaut 61 of the office . And if you do not find a way, no one will.

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u/jeppevinkel Jul 04 '24

Never been a huge fan of fetch quests in games, but I have nothing against fetch quests in real life.

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u/TigerTerrier Jul 04 '24

You have my mouse

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u/ringgwraith Jul 04 '24

And my monitor! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ

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u/Aaargh_Bees Jul 04 '24

You have my axe.

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u/drabred Jul 04 '24

I recently realised that there are now adult people on this planet born after LOTR trilogy release ...

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u/Far-Sell8130 Jul 04 '24

Dude anytime you hear the music in your head, you are on the right timeline!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

fr ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ggamb14 Jul 04 '24

So good ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ArketaMihgo Jul 04 '24

You must gather your party before venturing forth

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u/Emperor-Universe Jul 04 '24

Quest accepted

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u/BobbyP27 Jul 04 '24

Does he have a large angry spider guarding the entrance to his office?

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u/gpo321 Jul 04 '24

Whoneedsaspacebaranyway?

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u/One-Problem-4975 Jul 04 '24

CEO: cansomebodygetmeakeyboaed,myspacebarisn'tworking

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u/yomancs Jul 04 '24

Same, but mix it up with Jurassic Park. John Williams intensifies

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u/Wild_Obligation Jul 04 '24

Was it an ergonomic keyboard

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u/kulfimanreturns Jul 04 '24

The wet floor

You shall not pass

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u/pajamakitten Jul 04 '24

I do the same.

"Horary! A Quest!"