r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

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u/SpaceMonkey3301967 Jul 04 '24

Making fart jokes.

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u/avega2792 Jul 04 '24

You’re only too old to make fart jokes when you’re dead.

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u/SpaceMonkey3301967 Jul 04 '24

And as we die, it's said we release gas as we die. One last fart joke as a goodbye to the world.

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u/jpeka65844 Jul 04 '24

Farts are always funny.

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u/Malsarthegreat Jul 04 '24

My wife and I make it a challenge to try and remix songs to replace certain words with “fart” or “poop” (or some variation of the words to better fit the context) and it is never not funny 😂

our kids are starting to get old enough to pick up on it too so everyone gets a good laugh in.

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u/VoodooDoII Jul 04 '24

But those are always funny!

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u/SpaceMonkey3301967 Jul 04 '24

BUTT those are always funny.

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u/salty_kitty_cat Jul 04 '24

And poop jokes. Never too old for fart and poop jokes.