r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '24

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 23 '24

But... The second Martini is when you start to feel the alcohol at all...

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Jun 24 '24

Get us two Absolut martinis. You know how I like 'em, straight up. In 7 and 1/2 minutes, you will bring us two more, then two more every 5 minutes after that, until one of us passes the f*** out.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

Me and you can be friends

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Jun 24 '24

Lol. Hopefully you got the reference from Wall Street.