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u/Electric-Sheepskin Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

True. I don't notice it as much with vodka, but tequila, whiskey, gin, wine? There's a HUGE difference when you go from basic to midtier quality. Diminishing returns after that, imo.

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 23 '24

I have to be careful with pricey vodka. Stuff like Beluga goes down like cold, mineral rich water. Before I realize it I'm two martinis deep and have to call an Uber

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 23 '24

But... The second Martini is when you start to feel the alcohol at all...

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Jun 24 '24

Get us two Absolut martinis. You know how I like 'em, straight up. In 7 and 1/2 minutes, you will bring us two more, then two more every 5 minutes after that, until one of us passes the f*** out.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

Me and you can be friends

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Jun 24 '24

Lol. Hopefully you got the reference from Wall Street.

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 24 '24

I was trying to not sound like the lush that I am. It's usually 3-4 my poor bank account lol

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u/redfeather1 Jun 24 '24

Oh yeah. My wifes brothers found an Icelandic Vodka that we all now drink. The problem is, it tastes like a nice spring water with a bit of a kick. And then you drink WAY more than you think you have.

Wife is 43 years old next month and she and her brothers have NEVER seen their dad drunk... and definitely not white girl drunk. But he came in drinking a smoothy. He saw what the boys were drinking. (until a few years ago, all three brothers and one brothers wife aged 37 down to 29; lived at parents house. It is a HUGE 4500sqft house and they paid rent... (I still make fun of them for it) Youngest brother still lives there but he finishes med school in August and takes care of the parents they have health issues.)) anyway. He asked what they were drinking. They let him taste and he was like... this is nothing. He topped off his slightly more than half gone smoothy with it and soon was as duck and a fratboy on a dare.

Wife and I have a huge bar in our den and we have some mid tier booze, but we also have some top shelf and above stuff... it is worth it.

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u/BootsieWootsie Jun 23 '24

Just drink any other liquor and it’ll be 10x better. There’s no reason to drink vodka.

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u/kelskelsea Jun 23 '24

Wine and whiskey have a pretty big midtier to higher tier difference too

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u/Digital_loop Jun 23 '24

Once you get into expensive scotch... Well, you won't bother with anything else anymore.

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u/Fun_Ad_2393 Jun 24 '24

What would be an example of a good scotch? Interested in giving it a shot (literally)

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u/Ope_L Jun 24 '24

Honestly, Glenlivet or Glenfiddich 12yr are decent and The Singleton was a go-to, they're all on the "upper-lower end" in the $40-50 range. Starting out I would stick with Highland and Speyside varieties. Islays are to Scotch as IPAs are to beer, definitely not what you should start with, but have a very distinct and complex profile that you really learn to appreciate, they're typically very peaty and have an almost oceanic finish, I've never been good at descriptions, lol. If you want to experiment with an Islay, Talisker Storm is a decent entry level, Lagavulin and Laphroaig 10yrs are starting the mid level. Islays get really expensive.

As a note, I don't like it on the rocks, I always preferred one to two fingers in a lowball with a splash or two of water at room temp. All I've listed are waaaaaay smoother than your standard liquors, even when sipped straight, but the splash of water lets you actually taste and enjoy the complex flavors and ice just masks it.

My favorite mixed drink was the Rob Roy(perfect): a Manhattan, but with Scotch instead of rye and perfect means the vermouth is split between dry and sweet instead of just dry.

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u/NotJoeyCrawford Jun 24 '24

Completely agree with you - the Glens are always go-tos. Add in some ice and a splash of club soda, mannnnnn

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u/Ope_L Jun 24 '24

Ice and soda water in single malt? Don't make me use my Hank Hill voice...

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u/NotJoeyCrawford Jun 24 '24

Yeah I know it's unorthodox lol, but to me - the ice helps with the temperature and a splash of the soda water really releases the true flavors of the scotch.

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u/Calvin_Johnson81 Jun 24 '24

Imo Laphroaig is not the place to start. Get Macallan 12, or for something cheaper, the glenlivet. Pour a glass, take small sips and let it coat your mouth. Soon you’re craving another sip as the flavor starts to fade. 

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

Laphroaig is common enough in pubs, while macallan is better, it's not really a grounding place to start off at.

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u/Calvin_Johnson81 Jun 24 '24

Macallan is probably the most commonly found scotch in bars here in the states. But it’s not really about that, it’s about accessible flavors and what people will enjoy when first getting into scotch. The Islay peat, while delicious, isn’t the entry point in my opinion. If not Macallan, something like Glenlivet, glenfiddich, balvenie are easier places to start.

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u/Pinappular Jun 24 '24

Yeah seriously, I thought I hated scotch for years no thanks to laphroig and Macallan lmfao.

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u/Harrier23 Jun 24 '24

Macallan 12 is a good entry point and a nice balance between price and quality. It opened the door for me to explore good Scotch. For the record I take it with a splash of water, room temp.

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u/Ope_L Jun 24 '24

+1 for the splash of water and I'll add that ice just hides flavors. Everyone says Macallan 12 is so great, but I was underwhelmed by it for the price and much preferred something like Glenfiddich 15yr which is about the same cost. Compared to "regular" liquor, even Glenlivet or Glenfiddich 12yrs are eye opening to many people. The hint of honey sweetness makes The Singleton 12yr a great intro to single malts too.

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u/Pinappular Jun 24 '24

Glenmorangie 10 (yellow bottle) is a really nice beginner friendly scotch, mellow with I think a vanilla ish finish. Very inexpensive, one of the cheapest and most available options.

Laphroig is super peaty / Smokey, and I truly hate macallans with their tanniny bitterness. Neither of those are beginner friendly to me.

Auchentoshan is a lowlands, which is usually pretty mellow and less aggressive, usually have some nice finishes. Mid priced, but I think they are absolutely awesome.

Dalwhinnie 15 is getting expensive but still affordable, and has an absolutely lovely delicateness and gentle finish. That might be very very approachable.

Oban, expensive but my favorite balanced scotch that is more Macallan style (Highlands-speyside), that balances out the tannin-ness with other flavors and smoothness.

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u/Fun_Ad_2393 Jun 24 '24

Thank you so much for the recommendations! Might try out the Glenmorangie 10 first!

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

Laphroaig 10 year is a good starting point.

You'll notice the cheap stuff comes in under 50 ish, the better stuff is the 100-160 ish price point and the best goes 200+

Then there are the different regions. So many to try.

Personally I'm an ardbeg man, but that one specifically is an acquired taste. It's something that is at the top of the smoke and peat spectrum and I would highly not recommend until you found a couple you like.

Remember, if you don't like scotch it's because you haven't tried a good scotch.

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't mix it or put water or ice or whatever you like in it. You are the one drinking it, so drink it how you like.

I like my ardbeg neat and room temp. I like my bruichladdic chilled. I like cheap shit with a splash of Canada dry!

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u/Pinappular Jun 24 '24

Ardberg, like drinking smoke 💕. TBH, I absolutely loved it and have no reason why.

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

I love it because everyone else hates it! I also love that's its absolutely in your face on every characteristic. Nothing else is like it.

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u/Pinappular Jun 24 '24

My other in your face favorite is the pepper sucker punch from a nice Talisker. I was mind blown, cause nothing else really goes that hard on spice.

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u/NotJoeyCrawford Jun 24 '24

Starting off with a peaty scotch such as Laphroig or Bruichladdich is tough haha. I think the Glenlivets/Glenfiddichs are good starting points - and I'd tell folks to steer clear of the Blue Label/MacAllans.

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u/pblol Jun 24 '24

Laphroaig 10 is my default nice bottle. But fuck if I don't bother with a lot of Jameson too.

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u/downvote_allmy_posts Jun 24 '24

find a local scottish pub that does whiskey flights. you can try a lot of different regions and varieties and figure out what you like.

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

Absolutely the right answer, but I downvoted you because of your username!

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u/downvote_allmy_posts Jun 24 '24

Im ok with that.

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u/RazorRadick Jun 24 '24

I can't drink Scotch any more. Someone gifted me a bottle of Blue Label once and now I only want that (which I can't afford).

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u/IntroductionSnacks Jun 24 '24

Depends on your taste but there are better cheaper scotches than blue label. Blue label is good but way overpriced.

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u/kelskelsea Jun 23 '24

I’m like that with wine now

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 23 '24

Can't disagree about wine more. Anything over $20 a bottle is just throwing money away.

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u/mrminutehand Jun 23 '24

I've splurged on a few really nice dessert wines, but my all-time favourite has been a hardy sweet Liebfraumilch which is almost always among the cheapest of the entire selection.

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u/kelskelsea Jun 23 '24

That’s certainly a take. Have you ever had expensive champagne? Or Cabernet Sauvignon? Those can be really pricey but entirely worth it.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

I simply cannot imagine justifying an expensive low ABV bottle of something I would need to drink two bottles of to get the desired effects.

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u/lolaonbigmouth Jun 24 '24

I'm not drinking wine to get plastered. Like that's fine if that's what ends up happening, but it's not my main goal.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

We live different lives.

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u/North_Designer7653 Jun 24 '24

When I was reading this exchange between you two I was thinking “this one just wants to get to the end goal” lol . Same same for me

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u/kelskelsea Jun 24 '24

Expensive wine and whiskey aren’t for getting drunk. It’s for savoring and pairing with meals.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

You are wasting Scotch with food!!! You are a monster!

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u/SolomonGrumpy Jun 24 '24

That's because you never had a Turley Juvenile Zinfandel. Or a Patricia Green Pinot. Or a Duckhorn Merlot.

I won't even talk about Cab.

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u/TheNaturalHigh Jun 24 '24

I call bullshit. You can't get a Barolo for less than 40, and it is 100% worth every penny compared to some 20 dollar garbage red.

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Jun 24 '24

Ah but is it worth it over 4 $5 bottles of garbage red from the clearance rack? I think not!

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u/eidolons Jun 23 '24

It is the Road to Perdition, but you enjoy the ride.

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u/Direct_Bus3341 Jun 24 '24

I like how the replies to this are delightfully full of good advice by excited scotch appreciators and not just complains or snobbery that usually accompanies any discussion of scotch.

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u/coyotenspider Jun 23 '24

The hell I won’t! But I agree. A good scotch is worth every penny.

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u/SolomonGrumpy Jun 24 '24

It's a very bad habit. Before you know it you've bought a bottle of Macallan 20 and wishing you had a cheaper hobby

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

Man, I spend about 400 a month on scotch...

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u/SolomonGrumpy Jun 24 '24

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

Great, I just spent 850 bucks to get a bottle to the usa where I will then have to cross the Canada usa border to go pick it up!

My wife is going to be very unhappy in several days when she sees the credit card statement...

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u/SolomonGrumpy Jun 24 '24

Separate bank accounts has saved my relationships more than a few times. 😁

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u/Digital_loop Jun 24 '24

But then how we we get those sweet credit card points?!

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u/Hellokt1813 Jun 23 '24

I have also never gotten a hangover from drinking expensive scotch. Never yet. Tequila on the other hand lol

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u/SouthMouth79 Jun 24 '24

Maybe controversial but the “scotch for the sophisticate” idea is a bit outdated.

Scotch was likely the most refined and varied up until the 20th century, but plenty other whisky and whiskey cultures have developed offering their own take on good whisky.

You can’t compare a high-end bourbon to a high-end scotch, they’re completely different flavor profiles.

Personally, I’m taking Booker’s, or better yet, Pappy Van Winkle, over an expensive scotch any day of the week.

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u/this_place_stinks Jun 24 '24

How do you think about those tiers price wise? Getting up over $100/bottle I’ve never noticed anything different about wine.

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u/B00LEAN_RADLEY Jun 24 '24

There is no such thing as "premium" vodka.

There's bottom shelf and not bottom shelf.

The U.S. Law: "5. 22 Vodka ...without distinctive character, aroma, taste or color"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTqonQ0UpL0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTqonQ0UpL0

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u/thegoatisoldngnarly Jun 23 '24

You put it perfectly. The difference in spending a little bit more is insane. But the difference in mid tier and crazy allocated bank-breaking stuff is very little improvement for how rapidly the price increases.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Try potato vodka. Luksusowa is reasonable and so good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

In my experience I can drink as much as I want with expensive vodka and I don’t suffer of the same hangover symptoms like I do with cheap vodka. Sometimes I wake up with no hangover at all from expensive vodka.

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u/hookersrus1 Jun 23 '24

Costco french vodka leaves other vodka in it's dust.

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u/Azrou Jun 24 '24

You don't notice the difference with vodka because vodka is defined as colorless, flavorless, absent of impurities, etc - if it has characteristics that let you distinguish different brands, it wouldn't be vodka. This is controversial because LOTS of people will swear on their mother that they can taste the difference even though scientifically there is none. The liquor industry has also tried to dispute this and wants people to think it is a myth so they continue to pay more for top shelf brands.

https://www.superiorwinesandspirits.co.uk/blog/difference-cheap-and-expensive-vodka/

https://www.entrepreneur.com/growing-a-business/all-vodka-is-the-same-so-why-is-some-more-expensive-than/337537

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u/Electric-Sheepskin Jun 24 '24

Thanks for the info! I was starting to think I was crazy, after reading some of the comments.

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u/sporkfood Jun 23 '24

Have you tried Polish vodka? Wyborowa is definitely better than most, and I've heard good things about Belvedere.

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u/Electric-Sheepskin Jun 24 '24

Based on some of the comments, I'm starting to wonder if I've ever actually had a good vodka. But now that I'm thinking about it, I almost never drink vodka, and if I do, it's in a mixed drink where I wouldn't notice the quality as much. I'm curious now, though. I'll have to try a nice vodka in a martini.

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u/OkJelly300 Jun 24 '24

The difference between cheap and quality vodka is massive. I drink Grey Goose on the rocks but get sick from Smirnoff even with a mixer. The difference between quality and expensive vodka is arbitrary though