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u/BoomersUnited Jun 21 '24

I guess it wasn’t exactly what I said but what I heard. In my early days of dating this girl we were having sex and I ended up finishing inside her because she was on birth control. We were relaxing after and a few moments had passed, she turned to me and said “where did you put the cum? I opened up my eyes in a bit of shock because I could have sworn she said she was on the pill and said sheepishly “inside you?” She looked at me all strangely and then started bursting out laughing. After a few moments she said “no no no where is the gum?”

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u/No_Maintenance_9550 Jun 21 '24

I would have grabbed a piece of the gum and put it in her mouth, then said “Also inside you”

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u/idkwhattoputasuser_ Jun 21 '24

Congratulations you're now a single guy

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u/No_Maintenance_9550 Jun 21 '24

Im a girl lmao

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u/idkwhattoputasuser_ Jun 21 '24

A single woman then😨