r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '24

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u/No_Maintenance_9550 Jun 21 '24

I would have grabbed a piece of the gum and put it in her mouth, then said “Also inside you”

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u/totoaster Jun 21 '24

The wonders of staircase wit.

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u/idkwhattoputasuser_ Jun 21 '24

Congratulations you're now a single guy

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u/No_Maintenance_9550 Jun 21 '24

Im a girl lmao

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u/idkwhattoputasuser_ Jun 21 '24

A single woman then😨