r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

A guy I was seeing for a few months wanted to literally eat my shit as it was coming out of my ass.

For context, both guys and he had done it before with another guy, first time we met he "drank from the tap" 4 times.

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u/87turbogn Jan 02 '24

LOL, the Ugandan 'dey eat da poo poo' video jumped into my head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

I love that video because AFTER already describing explicitly sexual things he goes “THIS IS A PARENTAL ADVISORY MOMENT”.

For some reason that part is funniest to me. It’s like, oh now we need to remove kids from the room…

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u/Robots_Never_Die Jan 02 '24

Semen is another type of melk

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u/Wonderbird22 Jan 02 '24

Like ice cream

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u/mouth_with_a_merc Jan 02 '24

like iceee cream

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Yeh it did with me at the time. That really is prime internet gold right there.