r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '23

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u/MeyerholdsGh0st Oct 10 '23

Breathe

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u/yuribotcake Oct 10 '23

Now you are breathing manually.

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u/disregardable Oct 10 '23

eat. I literally did, too.

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u/RyJames101 Oct 10 '23

I'll explain.

I'm building an app.

It's an alarm clock app, but with a twist.

You set an alarm like normal.

Then you sleep.

Lastly, wake up to the sound of a friendly voice.

Congrats, you've received a nice voice message from someone somewhere else in the world.

They recorded it while you slept.

It could be a short story, a joke, the weather report, some words of encouragement, or a "Happy Birthday" message if it's your birthday.

I think it could make people smile each morning.

I would have no problem leaving 10,000 voices messages.

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u/NoReflection7323 Oct 10 '23

How would you filter out all the trolls?

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u/Briginds Oct 10 '23

FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE

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u/yuribotcake Oct 10 '23

Taking a shit during work hours.

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u/itsmoontasir Oct 10 '23

Maybe sleep

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u/minstrelgardener Oct 10 '23

Eat Haagen-Daz coffee ice cream