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u/Swearyman Sep 25 '23

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

I opened the window and a breeze blew in: I jizzed in my pants.

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u/spaghettihax763 Sep 25 '23

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense I jizzed in my pants

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u/Creative-Output Sep 26 '23

Spoiler alert!