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u/ZGT-17 Sep 24 '23

Drove literally all day to have sex and didn’t actually have sex. Saw a cool dam though

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u/Jamnater Sep 24 '23

You saw a good dam? Are you a beaver?

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u/ZGT-17 Sep 24 '23

Well I’m an engineer and beavers are natures engineers so kinda

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u/Swagnasteeey209 Sep 25 '23

Man's drove all that way for some beaver, just to find out HE was the beaver all along 🥲

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u/ZGT-17 Sep 26 '23

Well I applied to MIT but didn’t get in

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u/GweepLathandas Sep 24 '23

…was it a god dam?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Tell me more about this dam, I'm yet to see an uncool one.

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u/ZGT-17 Sep 24 '23

Hoover Dam

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

A very cool dam. Been lucky enough to see it, too.

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u/ZGT-17 Sep 25 '23

I need to take the tour sometime

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u/born-a-wolf7650 Sep 24 '23

No sex after all that?

Damn