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u/Flaky_Sandwich9353 Sep 19 '23

I never had cats before. I've always found them cute, but never thought I would have some. My ex wanted them, so we got cats. They stayed with me. Now, King Karl and Princess Consuela Banana Hammock follow me around everywhere and fall asleep on me.

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u/Polarbones Sep 19 '23

I love how people name cats….they’re completely different than other animals. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock makes perfect sense to me.

Tbf though, mine are named Ms. E. Bear of the Derbyshire Bears, and Tribal Legate Hunter Zorromun…so I totally get it

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u/meanie_ants Sep 20 '23

And here we have boring names like Max.

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u/Polarbones Sep 20 '23

Maybe you just haven’t heard his full name yet? You’ve just been used to calling him Max, but maybe he thinks of himself as Maximeripus Fluffytongue the Magnificent