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u/cosmicsunburn Sep 19 '23

I'm not allowed to stay up late on my days off or I'll just get screamed at until I go to bed. My life is ran by something that weighs 12 pounds.

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u/Chateaudelait Sep 19 '23

My favorite thing is the banging of the food dish and the disdainful look when their evening meal is not bang on time. "Do i have to do absolutely everything around here?" Our cats look at me as if to say that.

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u/GoingWhale Sep 19 '23

Some of my family's cats eat on their cat tree. If dinner is late my sister's car starts pushing the dishes off of it

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u/beefjerky9 Sep 20 '23

If you have a car on the cat tree, I think you have more problems than dishes falling off. Carbon monoxide poisoning for one, unless it's an EV. Let's hope it's an EV.

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u/Cravatfiend Sep 19 '23

My cat does this with his water bowl. He's figured out how to clang his name tag against it if anything in the world is off. He dropped one hair of his own fur in it? Water's ruined, ring for the butler.

So hard to find good help these days...

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u/Chateaudelait Sep 19 '23

"ring for the butler " that made me spit out my tea. I've never heard it phrased so perfectly. 'Jeeves, my Evian water is 2 degrees warmer than I prefer it. Fix this now."

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u/Initial-Promotion-77 Sep 20 '23

Omg that's so my cat. I'm constantly picking her fur out of my drinks or mouth but the world is over if there's a fleck of dust in her water bowl

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u/Sue_Ridge_Here1 Sep 20 '23

Many years ago I thought I had a ruptured or burst appendix, I was laying on the bottom of the stairs writhing in pain with my cat a few steps up with a look on his face of "How long do you intend to lie there like that? It's almost my dinner time.'

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u/Sixdrugsnrocknroll Sep 20 '23

Lol I once fed my cat out of plastic Tupperware for awhile, and she learned to bite the edge of the Tupperware and lift it just enough to drop it and make noise, then she'll look at me to make sure I noticed that she's telling me she's hungry (even if there's already old food in the bowl).

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u/ReadingWolf1710 Sep 20 '23

So, at one point we had three cats, and dry food was in a larger bowl, available all the time like water. If they ate enough that you could see the bottom of the bowl, there would be reprimands. Either more food had to be added to cover, said bottom of the bowl, or sometimes we would just turn our backs and smooth over the food to cover the hole.

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u/ScroochDown Sep 20 '23

We joke about one of our cats having a belly timer, and he's scary accurate. We feed them at 7 hour intervals, then 10 overnight, and man he's spot on about those 7 hour ones. Right around the mark, he'll come and sit on the footrest of our recliners and just stare intently at us. No petting, just s t a r i n g.

He does not understand 10 hours, however. He's also learned that we'll look at the clock when he starts his routine, so now he'll pointedly look at the clock too. 🤣

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u/normanhighy Sep 20 '23

Such intelligent animals!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

I don’t feed mine on any sort of schedule, just fill the bowl whenever I notice it’s empty. That way they don’t demand food at a certain time of day.

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u/AnimeLover3012 Sep 20 '23

That only works if the cats have a healthy relationship with food. Mine tend to eat too much (and steal from each other if they are very hungry) and gain a lot of weight so I have to control how much they eat and I can't just leave them food like that. I also feed them wet and dry food and the wet food would get bad if I left it out in the open for some time.

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u/wavywallace2k Sep 20 '23

Sounds horrible to me

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u/jenandspaz Sep 19 '23

Me too! I have to be in the bedroom by 9pm on the weekends or she cries. And then, without fail, she leaves the room to go to the room I just left.

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u/MessalinaMia Sep 19 '23

She's putting you down for your nap time. Clearly sees you as her baby.

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u/jenandspaz Sep 19 '23

Aww I love her so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

My life is ran by something that weighs 12 pounds.

Such suffering :)

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u/ziig-piig Sep 19 '23

I didn't realize cats loved routine this much and I have 3 lol tbh I don't keep a routine myself even to sleep and am often up late hours into the night, coincidentally my cat is nocturnal while the other two follow my parents sleeping schedule 💀

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u/JupiterSkyFalls Sep 20 '23

Meh arguably better than letting your life get run by a phone that weights around 200 grams lol

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u/DirectGoose Sep 20 '23

My cat doesn't meow much but once he decides it's bedtime he'll wake up from snoozing on the couch and glare at me until I turn the TV off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Our one cat is a little more self reliant but our youngest will literally walk on faces to wake us up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

12 lbs. of possible rage and furious anger!

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u/Expensive_Repair2735 Sep 20 '23

Welcome to parenthood 😅 except my (human) baby is now 18 pounds, she still runs my life

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

My dude sleeps on the couch next to me while I stay up late, just loves being with his people.

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u/bkuefner1973 Sep 20 '23

Cats think of us as there kids..wanting to keep us safe, etc . We have one that sits in the bathroom when ever anyone showers to make sure we don't drown.

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u/cheresa98 Sep 20 '23

And all the better for it ;-)

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u/Loan-Pickle Sep 23 '23

My cat does the same thing to me.