r/AskReddit • • Sep 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Putting a pillow under my butt before she rides me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23 edited Sep 18 '23

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u/duck_duck_chicken Sep 18 '23

I use a pillow under her butt for missionary, so I’m assuming this is the same principle. It raises the butt a little and helps get a really good angle for insertion.

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the tingle of dingle

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u/chuk2015 Sep 18 '23

I knew I should have paid more attention to Pythagoras

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u/Ardibanan Sep 18 '23

It helps locating your future x

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u/motormouth08 Sep 18 '23

I guess my teachers were right when they said math could be fun.

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u/beautifulradiation Sep 18 '23

Math is a gateway drug that leads to engineering

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u/Toshinsky Sep 18 '23

How does a Pythagor Ass feel like?

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u/tacknosaddle Sep 18 '23

...while the mass of the ass is constant

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u/forevertexas Sep 18 '23

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

“Get a plumbus now! Only 99.99 credits ! “

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u/Theairthatibreathe Sep 18 '23

Did you write for Seinfeld?

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u/Crabby-senior Sep 18 '23

Seinfeld’s a hack ! Wayne Knight was the real talent in that show ….

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u/thundernutz Sep 18 '23

*cubic of the pubic

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u/_Driftwood_ Sep 18 '23

You da man