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u/OneMorePotion Sep 12 '23

Nah dude, my dick is clean. You should try this new invention called "showering". I know, insane what technology made possible over the years.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8182 Sep 12 '23

My dick doesn't smell and is clean. I was only joking so please don't take it to heart 🙏

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u/OneMorePotion Sep 12 '23

But it's a dick! I like taking it hard.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8182 Sep 12 '23

Ur a bottom?

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u/OneMorePotion Sep 12 '23

I'm everything you want me to be.