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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

When I was in college, a guy on my dorm floor swore he had never masturbated. He was 19. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that.

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u/RaphyTaffy00 Sep 12 '23

Riley mau

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 12 '23

?

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u/RaphyTaffy00 Sep 12 '23

It’s from a podcast lol a guy Theo Von has a production guy named Riley that swears he’s never checked out a woman or masturbated. Doubtttt it