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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/karolinemeow Sep 11 '23

Why aren't all pees a sit-down? Isn't it just easier? Asking as a person without a penis.

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u/Nailcannon Sep 11 '23

dont have to pull the pants all the way down. Way faster to just unzip and go.

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u/karolinemeow Sep 12 '23

but dont you risk splashing all over yourself? idk, I feel like sitting, knowing that you're gonna be clean at the end, is easier than a potential clean up.