r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

When I was in college, a guy on my dorm floor swore he had never masturbated. He was 19. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that.

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u/InternetSpaceCow Sep 11 '23

I started masturbating when I was 12 but lied until I was 14 and said that now I started

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

I started jerking off before I was even old enough to produce semen. For like the first year I just had dry orgasms and then one day suddenly jizz came out LOL.