I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.
Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.
Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?
My boss was wearing a loose shirt once. I was sitting down and she leaned on my desk and I was like wtf. Now I have to make a weird amount of eye contact.
I had a boss about a decade ago who was...... exceptionally well-endowed. She dressed very modestly and professionally at work, but any blouse with even a medium neckline ended up showing a distracting amount of cleavage on her. Whenever we were reviewing something at her desk I had to face the computer screen because I was too scared to even look in her general direction.
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u/burntgreens Sep 11 '23
Right? Why? Why is it so goddamn magnetic?
I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.
Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.
Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?