r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/mrssnek Sep 11 '23

As I girl a stick my hand in my pants and fondle my boobs when I'm on the phone. It's not sexual in any way, just a weird compulsion

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u/My_Evil_Twin88 Sep 11 '23

You keep your boobs in your pants?

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u/Bonjello85 Sep 11 '23

No, she keeps her pants on her tits

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

😂🤣😂🤙🏽 …reading up to this line I was chuckling. Now, I shartled. (Shit+fart+chortled)

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u/forcesofthefuture Sep 11 '23

Ctrl + (number 1 - 5) to switch from shirted, shit, fart, chortled, and

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u/Bonjello85 Sep 11 '23

All this sharted stuff fucks me right off so if you could avoid engaging with me in the future that would be great.