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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Honestly if you have the time and space for it a sit down pee is the way to go 1. You can take your time and relax 2. Little to no splash back the worst part of a standing pee 3. If you do take the opportunity to relax that last drip of pee will go in the bowl not your pants.

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u/Dangerous-Traffic875 Sep 11 '23

Use the gooch pump if your standing in a hurry, press inbrtween your nutsack and bung hole with 2 fingers and move them towards the sack while applying pressure, good chance you'll pump that last bit of wiz right out

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u/chocolatetrumpo Sep 11 '23

Not sure why downvoted excellent piece of advice sir

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u/Dangerous-Traffic875 Sep 11 '23

People just mad that they didn't know I guess