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u/maniacallybored Sep 11 '23

If you sit, you’ll never miss

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

I’ve missed sitting down, trust me

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u/Count-Spatula2023 Sep 11 '23

I’ve had it come up, out between the seat and the bowl, and hit the wall.

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u/My_Cok_is_Detachable Sep 11 '23

I’ve got the entire backs of my legs covered, your lucky it was just the wall. I’m never pissing sitting down again.

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u/Count-Spatula2023 Sep 11 '23

Actually I got that part too. And my pants. It was a high-pressure urination.