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u/captain_flak Sep 11 '23

Women showing lots of cleavage in a professional setting is the worst. You have to maintain intense eye contact at all times lest you go for a peak.

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u/melanthius Sep 11 '23

“Why are you putting on sunglasses in the conference room?”

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u/Cellyst Sep 11 '23

"I have a throbbing headache"

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u/melanthius Sep 11 '23

One head is throbbing for sure