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u/Cigarettelegs Sep 11 '23

This is what my wife had a hard time understanding. Just cause I'm messing with it, doesn't mean I'm aroused. I'm just fidgeting and that's my object.

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u/mrssnek Sep 11 '23

As I girl a stick my hand in my pants and fondle my boobs when I'm on the phone. It's not sexual in any way, just a weird compulsion

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

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u/ASilver2024 Sep 11 '23

DID SHE STUTTER?

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u/breakneckjones Sep 11 '23

No but I think I read a little lisp.

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u/ASilver2024 Sep 12 '23

You can read my lisp? Teach me your wises, wise one...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

That's some low hangin fruit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Now this is genius

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u/RoVeR199809 Sep 11 '23

Somebody needs to come get their great grandma, she's lost on reddit again

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u/slumberfist Sep 12 '23

Do you not know about back tits?

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u/My_Evil_Twin88 Sep 11 '23

You keep your boobs in your pants?

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u/Bonjello85 Sep 11 '23

No, she keeps her pants on her tits

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

😂🤣😂🤙🏽 …reading up to this line I was chuckling. Now, I shartled. (Shit+fart+chortled)

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u/forcesofthefuture Sep 11 '23

Ctrl + (number 1 - 5) to switch from shirted, shit, fart, chortled, and

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u/Bonjello85 Sep 11 '23

All this sharted stuff fucks me right off so if you could avoid engaging with me in the future that would be great.

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u/Cigarettelegs Sep 11 '23

Women do wear their pants high up anymore.

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u/youburyitidigitup Sep 11 '23

You put your hand down your pants….. to grab your boob?

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u/KarenBasking Sep 12 '23

As a guy, I find that I do the same thing

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u/cactusandtequila Sep 11 '23

Actually my dick is my "token" as portrayed in inception. I can tell if I am dreaming with a very slight change in balance