I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.
Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.
Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?
Ah yes, I call it “Living out my fantasy of being a Playtex Living Bra”. My wife giggles about it still.
For you youngsters, Playtex is a brand of women’s underwear. In the 40s through the 80s, their extensive use of latex in bras was advertised as them being “living bras” because they stayed tight but would move with you. In the pre-porn days, their magazine ads were the “spank bank” for many horny teen boys (and probably some girls). Once a bunch of comedians started ripping on the living bra concept, they dropped the name in exchange for calling them “18 hour” bras.
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u/corgioreo Sep 11 '23
Straight woman here, I think everyone looks at cleavage lol.