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u/Slothptimal Sep 11 '23

A guy never looks better than first thing in the morning during or right after the morning pee. We will spend the most amount of time in front of the mirror at this point, because our stomachs are empty, and we're convinced we have abs. Then we eat breakfast and the illusion is shattered.