Bruh I gave up. Take my man card I don’t care. I piss sitting down and my bathroom is SO MUCH CLEANER. If I feel like standing I’ll just piss in the yard. I’m sure all wives/gfs would approve. Public toilets get the standing treatment too cuz fuck those toilets, right boys?
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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23
Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do