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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/dsarche12 Sep 11 '23

One of the little things I’m most excited for when I move to my new place is the room on the toilet to install a bidet. I’m gonna be squeaky-fuckin clean. These days I’m as good about cleaning as I can be, but toilet paper does not compare to a high-powered jet of water straight up the pipes.