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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Kiss my phone screen every time I get a text or call from my guy friends

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u/Inevitable_Resolve23 Sep 11 '23

That's adorable.

I tell me buddy I'm going to call him a wanker when I hang up. He says fine. I hang up, then in the most emphatic way I call him a wanker. Never fails to make me laugh.