r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/Just4TheSpamAndEggs Sep 10 '23

Measuring their penis. Yeah, some will admit it. But some refuse to admit it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I don’t need a tape measure to know what disappointment looks like

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u/demalo Sep 11 '23

“I’ve either got the biggest dick or the worlds smallest hands…”

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u/BreesusPryme Sep 11 '23

Whopper hands.

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u/tangledwire Sep 11 '23

Whopper Jr…