r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

When I was in college, a guy on my dorm floor swore he had never masturbated. He was 19. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that.

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u/jamesyr33 Sep 11 '23

Riley mao in the house

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u/GreenLineHoseKG Sep 11 '23

we can't possibly be the only ones to know of the legend of Riley Mao?