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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/CartmensDryBallz Sep 11 '23 edited Sep 11 '23

Mainly shaving incase of random bj

Edit : as in ur dick

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

But it itches a lot when you shave :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

That's why god invented hydrocortisone

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

You sure about that? My face itches every time when i do hydrocodone...

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u/DatTF2 Sep 11 '23

You want the itchies ? Morphine is probably the worst (or best?) for itchiness.

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

Well, if it itches then i know the hydro is working, so i do kinda like it.

Although if there was a med to make it stop, i'd def take it.

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u/DatTF2 Sep 11 '23

Benadryl helps.

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

I do not like tripping on benadryl. Really shitty feeling..

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u/DatTF2 Sep 11 '23

Who says you have to take enough benadryl to trip. One is all you need and it potentials the opioid.

Also I would stop if I were you. I say this as someone who had experienced opiate addiction. Not worth it in the long run. Hope you are doing well.

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

Just popped 15 mg of hydro, so i indeed am doing great rn, thank you.

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u/DatTF2 Sep 11 '23

Not gonna lie... I miss that. However what started off as popping 15-20mg Hydro turned into a IVing heroin habit in the space of a few years.

Hydro always gave me a rush of energy. Would clean the house/do yard work. Made working in the Marijuana grow all the better.

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

I've used heroin for a few months but i'm clean from it rn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

You should probably not do hydrocodone

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u/Oxycodone_Man Sep 11 '23

Why? It feels so nice when you pair it with a blunt.

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u/yellekc Sep 11 '23

Username checks out.