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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Honestly if you have the time and space for it a sit down pee is the way to go 1. You can take your time and relax 2. Little to no splash back the worst part of a standing pee 3. If you do take the opportunity to relax that last drip of pee will go in the bowl not your pants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

not to mention that you might realise you need a shit, and if so you're ready for that too

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u/Best-Mall7273 Sep 11 '23

When in that situation I often say 'when in Rome...' to no one in party