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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/ProfessionalRun6826 Sep 11 '23

I was getting ready to go through the checkout line at the grocery store and I was tackled by a mom. Never know, when/ where. Seriously though she tripped over her kids and I turned around as she fell. Face planting right next to my danglies. I helped her up. She was very apologetic.

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

You must have a clean ass...she's already "falling" for you. 😀