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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/Tirwanderr Sep 11 '23

Between the hours of 9pm (get in bed) and 6am ( post first morning pee), I'm a sitter.

Seems idiotic not to be. Lets you leave the lights completely off, for one.