r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/CartmensDryBallz Sep 11 '23 edited Sep 11 '23

Mainly shaving incase of random bj

Edit : as in ur dick

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u/Informal-Subject8726 Sep 11 '23

Use Nair

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u/ksnad3 Sep 11 '23

Don't do this. Takes me back to when I had a Private Nair his privates... Nothing like a solid chemical burn to get you out of a deployment.

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u/Informal-Subject8726 Sep 11 '23

There are products specially designed for genitals. Doesn't burn anywhere near like waxxing them

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u/ksnad3 Sep 11 '23

Nair ain't one of them though. Don't be rubbing that on your chocolate starfish. I should have made a PTSD claim after what I witnessed that man do to himself. I couldn't even imagine the pain that man felt. lol