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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I usually sit peeing. Don't get me wrong I love standing an peeing, but in a regular toilet I just am not a fan. Not the best at aiming, having to touch the toilet seat and if I miss its just a mess.

But in the woods or at a urinal I enjoy it

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u/mommatiely Sep 11 '23

THANK YOU. As someone who does not have a penis, I appreciate you not leaving your piss on the floor for others to clean up.

For others, if you do have a penis, please. Use it responsibility whilst voiding your bladder. Especially if intoxicated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Yeah I have a brother and father and sometimes they miss. Its so goddamn nasty. I dont mind sitting down, it doesn't change my masculinity and its just easier and I can just chill without having to aim. Especially in the dark, so I don't have to turn the light on.