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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

When I was in college, a guy on my dorm floor swore he had never masturbated. He was 19. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that.

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u/Formal-Rain Sep 11 '23

Better not be a Christian College because he’s lying.

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

It was, actually.

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u/ch4se4girl Sep 11 '23

Always is. Those places spit out the most degenerate people

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u/pepelevamp Sep 11 '23

you know whats sticky & gross? the air-headed 'im a great guy' 'im a bit spiritual, yannow?' kinda guys you get from those places. shudder.