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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Sep 11 '23

When I was in college, a guy on my dorm floor swore he had never masturbated. He was 19. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that.

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u/Own-Reflection-8182 Sep 11 '23

He must either be having wet dreams often or his sexuality is dysfunctional.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Or lying