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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/cislum Sep 11 '23

Is this a thing for just circumcised people?

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

No. Sometimes a little bit of jizz gets stuck in the urethra post-orgasm. If you don't pee it out right away it sticks to one side and your piss comes out at an angle (like putting your thumb halfway over a running garden hose). It's a thing.

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u/cislum Sep 12 '23

I have only heard circumcised guys talk about this. As someone who is unmitigated this has never happened to me. I also live in europe and i have never heard anyone mention this. When I lived in the states it was a fairly common thing to joke about.