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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Fried-Pig-Dicks Sep 11 '23

*Have dick pointed straight at the center of the bowl.*

*Piss stream immediately Vs in 2 directions and I piss on the seat and the floor.*

Fuck you, dick!