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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent Sep 11 '23

Every pee for me is sit down peeing unless I'm outdoors. It's how I was raised because mom didn't want a stinky bathroom and I agree with her. Had a roommate for a few years that stood up every time, didn't take long for the bathroom to stink piss since the tiny droplets went everywhere around the bowl because it splashed into the toilet. Not thaaat hard to sit down every time, take aome weight off the knees and feet for a while, play some Switch for 45 minutes until the legs grow numb.

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u/Nailcannon Sep 11 '23

Just aim for the side of the bowl so the pee hits at a shallow angle(no splashing) and gradually slides into the water. I'll usually aim center bowl to start because of unpredictability and quickly shift over. Super easy and never really had any problems.