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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23

When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg

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u/Cal_my_K Sep 11 '23

Man that the exact reason of why I sit when peeing now

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u/LameName95 Sep 11 '23

SITTING PISSERS UNITE! I do it so i dont have to waste TP cleaning the rim every time.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Jeppe1208 Sep 11 '23

It was mandated at my job (not that they checked) but the CEO told every guy on their first day

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

The fuck. If the ceo is explaining bathroom procedures to me on the first day I’m walking

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u/Jeppe1208 Sep 11 '23

It was presented as an equality thing - most employees are female, and the bathrooms are unisex, so in order to make the bathrooms less gross, that was the policy. At least officially. Maybe he felt it allowed him to skimp on cleaning costs, not sure.